"whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s like the super saiyan penis tellin everyone to surrender now or prepare to fight team rocketcock"
- takaneshijou on tumblr

this was too great not to share, okay?