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SO I JUST HAD SEVEN HEART ATTACKS.
FUCKING
EW
OKAY SO
i was laying in my bed rping, and then i feel this weird tickling on my arm. and i let it go cause i thought it was my cat being weird, but i heard him down at the foot of my bed, so i looked and i shine the light and i see antennae, and brown scrabbling legs.
ON MY ARM. TRYING TO CRAWL ON ME.
so i flip my shit, fling the bitch halfway across the earth, almost kill myself on the top bunk over my head, and then stare at my bed trying to find out where the fuck it went. i threw off my flannel in case the bitch crawled in there, and i went out to get my mom, but she's asleep, so i decided to try to deal with it myself.
i was a big brave boy, and looked for something to put the bitch in and flush it. so finally, i see it crawl its smug ass out onto my wall, and i find an empty pork rind bag from a few days ago, and i pot it over him and force the bitch in. once its in, i crush the top, ad i freaking haul ass those few feet to my bathroom.
i dump that shit and make sure he's headed to water highway.
fucking.
SCARIEST SHIT OF MY LIFE.
sorry kai, but i have a deathly fear of them, so if any are in our house in the future, you'll have to get it DX

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Kai-Way Featured By Owner May 23, 2017
HAHAAAAA
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ScribblySkiesStudios Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Student General Artist
DONT LAUGH IT WAS DISGUSTING.
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